5 K-Pop Songs That Belong In The Horny Jail

The K-Pop industry has pretty strict standards regarding the propriety of idols. But where the music is concerned, they go off the rails pretty often. You might not come across a K-Pop version of “WAP” anytime soon, but trust and believe, there are countless songs in K-Pop that are unhinged levels of horny but a little more poetically.

Here are 5 K-Pop songs that definitely deserve to be in the horny jail:

1. “Cream”- EXID

The song was from EXID’s first studio album, Street, which came out in 2016. The chorus of the song goes: “You’re like cream/You ruin my body.” As if that wasn’t horny enough, the bridge really spells it all out with these lines: “Kiss me baby do it right, left right going down.”

2. “Ride”- Jay B (GOT7)

The song title is self-explanatory, but it doesn’t really hit you until Jay B’s voice is serenading you with these words: “I will take you down/ Fall deeper/ I can hear your sound/ Let me hear it endlessly/ Just like this, match the rhythm now/ Inside the fastening tempo, freak all night.”

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Whatever was there in the studio water the day he recorded this song…someone put some more in, please.

3. “Bloom”- Ga In

If you thought you had seen the most explicit K-Pop music video ever, no, you haven’t. Unless it’s “Bloom” that you are talking about. The song’s lyrics are pretty innocent on the surface. The chorus goes: “Why does it feel so good?/ What did you do with me?/ That drowsy night/ What opened my eyes was/ That only one kiss.”

But pair them up with the visuals of a whole s*x scene in the video and another scene of Ga In’s character pleasuring herself on the kitchen floor, and…yeah, not so innocent anymore, is it?

4. “Thirsty”-Taemin

The entire song is a sensual feast from start to finish, but here’s the bridge part that catches the essence of the track perfectly:

“No matter how much it overflows, it’s not enough
I’m still thirsty for your love
Oh, just one more sip
Bae, you know what I want
On top of my empty, desert-like heart
Pour down your rain, oh girl
Pour yourself down (Thirsty, thir-thirsty)”

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It is also arguable that a big chunk of Taemin’s discography actually sits together inside the horny cell. As a Reddit user aptly noted, “Taemin’s entire discography is about meeting a girl so sexy she makes him want to stop being Catholic.”

5. “Diamond”- MAMAMOO

Trust the queens of empowerment to make a sexy song that puts women’s sexuality in the spotlight. The opening verse lays it all out plain and simple:

“My night is long, and my road is long, hmm
There is no way to know what’s within me
I’m done; I have a plan
I hold the answer in my hand
I got a fountain I couldn’t dry (You ready?)”

Thanks to Solar for adding the fine touches to the song with her moans. That changed lives.

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A playlist full of these steamy tracks could be a great curation for self-care and stuff.

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