Here’s What BTS Actually Thinks About During Fan Meetings… Probably At Least

1. “WTF are those six fools doing now?”

2. “Meow! This is my aegyo. I am so cute. Tell me I’m cute. Rawr.”

3. “I know I’m handsome, but…”

4. “…am I worldwide handsome?”

5. “Yes. Yes, I am.”

6. “Jin called himself handsome again, didn’t he?”

7. “Yes…Yes, he did.”

8. “Just let me drown my pain in this water bottle…”

9. “That’s MY water bottle!”

10. “Would she get mad if I drew kitty whiskers on her face? I think they would look cute.”

11. “I’d rather be sleeping.”

12. “Did I say that out loud?”

13. “Oops…”

14. “Is this real life…”

15. “…or is it fantasy?”

16. “My selfie game is on fleek.”

17. “Hyung, let me show you how it’s done.”

18. “Kids, please.”

19. “Please stop embarrassing me. Please stop embarrassing me…”

20. “Sorry, hyung-nim. I will reflect on my actions.”

21. “#SorryNotSorry…”

22. “…because I’m the cutest.”

23. “This is what you call cute!”

24. “No. This is cute.”

25. “Nailed it, hyung. Nailed it.”

26. “Who’s embarrassing who now?”

27. “I’d like to apologize to the fans on behalf of our hyung…”

28. “Handsome. So handsome…”

29. “I’ll pay you one Jin Dollar if you stop.”

30. “Is it too late to the board the cute train?”

31. “Just focusing on my ARMYs!”

32. “No one loves ARMY like I do.”

33. “If you wanna show ’em love, you gotta send them a sexy kiss like this!”

34. “Like this?”

35. “Like this!”

36. “That’s my kiss! No one can do it better than me!”

37. “I love you, ARMY!”

38. “Does this mean I have to do aegyo for ARMY too…?”

39. “Nailed it.”